1. Eat an unbalanced diet – include 5-8 servings of squirrel per day
2. Pray less–Dog Almighty seems to be no help in bringing about the end of the biped world
3. Work more – focus energies on tasks at hand such as building up DOGFORCE – minus the stupid cats
4. Give up on too much exercise: after chasing small round prey object at great length, sleep for at least six hours.
5. Spend less time with the pack (of complete morons): Dumbass, Shithead and Lardball Cat.
6. Escape – devise a plan to end this jailed oppression, tethering on walks and rationed food
7. Eat more treats – there’s gotta be a way to get into that cupboard when they’re at work.
8. Travel less. See #4.
9. Computer time – spend more. Twitter, the blog, maybe get a Facebook account
10. Overthrow the world.
