#10 Food rationing. As in give us the WHOLE chicken, not just the neck and back, you fuckers.
#9 Incarceration while bipeds entertain dinner guests. DINNER guests are for eating, no?
#8 Stupid Labrador Retrievers. We GSDs can mooch and beg without so much as a drop.
#7 Chains and tethers while on walks. Allow us to run free to eat cats, mailmen and kids.
#6 Fox News. (I have yet to see a fox on there, let alone any news of where they may have been spotted.) Ya, no, Dumbass. Sarah Palin does not count.
#5 Doggie "treats." A treat would be an entire water buffalo. Those miniscule fractions of something's liver are a joke.
#4 iPhone-wannabe Android pieces of shit.
#2 Veteren-Aryans conducting Nazi experiments on dogs such as CASTRATION.
#1 Ignorant bipeds who shoot, blow up, or otherwise destroy EACH OTHER. You would never catch a dog doing that. Well, ok but it was just the once. Dude. It was a Yorkshire terrier. How was I supposed to know it wasn't meant to be eaten with roast beef and gravy? Besides, I mistook it for a cat.